Never in a hundred lifetimes could I make a placemat dress that looked like anything other than alarming. Greg Endries/BravoĪnd yet-at the risk of hyperbolizing-I was completely floored by this week's ensembles as they marched down the catwalk. Not even the previous evening's spontaneous fireworks display and cheery friendship reflections can change the fact that some of these models are barely squeezing into their garments.Ĭoral putting final touches to her gown. Prajje's doilies are only half spray-painted. Chasity has popcorn falling off her dress. Virtually everyone is behind at this point, so when runway day rears its ugly head, the scramble only amplifies. The next morning, the designers serenade Christian in the style of Bones's beloved Patti LaBelle-to varying degrees of success-as he sends in the models for first fittings. Knocked back on her heels by the obvious genius of this idea, she tells him, “See, this is why you’re Christian.” He shrugs. Christian is wary she won't have enough time to complete her look, so he suggests she hot-glue everything first, then get to spray-painting. Over at Chasity's table, she has a grand and ambitious plan: She's making a textured dress entirely out of bottle caps, plastic knives, and popcorn pieces, individually spray-painted scarlet above a ruffle-hemmed skirt. In a nod to her heritage, she opts to craft a cheongsam out of “thank you” plastic bags. It’s going to look like a tinfoil dress.” Instead, he recommends making something graphic, perhaps out of the “Exit” and “Maximum Capacity” signs she picked up. The situation only breaks down further when Christian side-eyes her to-go container bustier: “You’re in your head. She's not accustomed to working with salvaged materials, plus she's grieving Octavio's absence after last week's elimination. Bones wants to make a festive party dress with placemats and broken glass Shantall plans to sew-yes, sew-thousands of straws together to make her own pseudo-textile. Some realize they have virtually nothing to work with. Kristina, perplexingly, snags a cornhole board, to which Aaron responds, “What are you gonna do with a cornhole board?” Anna grabs sponges and to-go containers while Prajje sets his priorities straight and nabs a bottle of champagne for the road.īack in the workroom, they're force to face the weird collections they've acquired. Prajje cuts the leather backing out of the booth seating, while Chasity stocks up on coffee filters and bottle caps. Bones violently rips beaded curtains from the wall. Please, God, just watch the hot glue.”Įveryone assumes a different strategy: Coral empties an entire vase of buttons into her bag. Moments before unleashing them upon the poor bar, Brandon leaves the designers with a bit of sage wisdom as he sips from a coupe: “Please just watch the hot glue. Season 19's chaos is especially ripe for analysis. The best part of this episode, every season-apart from the resulting looks, of course-is the animalistic urge that overtakes each competitor as they lunge for resources. The remaining designers would be expected to assemble cocktail gowns out of materials scavenged from the aforementioned cocktail bar. That jealousy quickly dissipated when he revealed this episode's conceit: the infamous unconventional materials challenge. So when Christian woke the crew up this week with the promise of bottomless OJ and champagne at the neighboring cocktail bar-all this at, what, 7 in the morning?-I'll admit I turned a little green. (Who wants to wake up early every morning just to have their work lambasted on national television?) That said, I do have a penchant for mimosas. I am not often envious of the Project Runway contestants.
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